*sees dog while in the car*
*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight*
Finally, I went to cinema and watched “Guardians of the Galaxy”.
Love the dancing of Starlord :D
it’s nine in the afternoon and my thighs are the size of the moon
At least you have thighs
*aggressive bone clacking*
what the fuck
"We see our appearance everyday and we forget those negative thoughts aren’t real. We have to try and forget that we aren’t terrible people and we need to learn how to love ourselves."
"Sometimes it’s the ones closest to us who can destroy us the most. Sometimes it’s friends…family. It’s not always a romantic relationship that can leave us with a broken heart."
Shanora Williams, Who He Is (via lyrexz)
I don’t know anything about Night Vale but this is beautiful
OH MY GOD
Well, that was unexpected.
whAT EVEN IS GOING ON>??
ok I’ve seen this like 8 times on my dash and ignored it but now I finally watched it because I was like “okay this has to be SOMETHING good because everyone I fucking follow is reblogging it”
I was not fucking let down at all.
Oh. My. Christ.
Welp. Didn’t see THAT coming.
This is soo funny!
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT.
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR