When you're waiting for your fave part of a song...
ms-basswaldorf: Hold up! It’s coming…. Wait for it… NOW!
Joel Henriques: Child's Play →
Friday, watching Tangled: “Bitch stabbed him!” Saturday, watching Black Swan: “Shit’s about to get freaky.” Sunday, watching Social Network win another award: “What the Fffffuck!”
The Oscars: Sexual Being
Mom: Marky Mark looks like a wet dream.
Me: You disturb me.
Mom: You need to get over it I am a sexual being dammit
She's only 23?
Ke$ha is only 23? Then why does she look 35?
Just one more...
Because I dearly miss this place. I know, it isn’t my birthplace, nor my homeland. But I feel it speaks to me anyhow, through ancestors, and long times past. Just a wee bit: They tell me I gang whaur the tropic suns shine Owre landscapes as lovely and fragrant as thine; For the objects sae dear that the heart had entwined Turn eerisome hame-thoughts, and sicken the mind. No, my...
Bless a’ the Mackenzies an’ a’ the Mackenzie childer; their...– The Mackenzie Prayer (puts a twinkle in the eye)
Fate, that art Queen by shore and sea, We bow submissive to thy will, Ah...– Ballade of the Bookworm, by Andrew Lang
I love when every article of health I ever ever EVER read tells one to stop stressing. Stop telling me to stop stressing, because it makes me stress about not being able to halt all stressing. Grr…